To Yanet, From Hex and Specter

We were not sure exactly what you would like.  We sort of defaulted to what we assumed all girls like... Shoes.

We also remembered that your shitty boyfriend has a weird pirate fetish.  So, we got him a gift you both might like.  Because we're not getting him anything.

WE HOPE YOU LIKE OUR GIFTS. IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THE SHOES, PLEASE THROW THEM AT ZAYNE'S HEAD. THAT WOULD PLEASE US IMMENSELY.